Kannada Jokes

Below Given Kannada Jokes are some of the best ever Jokes in Kannada and Highest shared jokes on Whatsapp / Sms / Facebook / All over Internet

god is male r female
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ans:-”male”
Y?
Becoz god like
pooja
pushpa
archana
aradhana
keerthana
jyoti
Correct alva…?



conductor: ticket tago
me:munde tagondidare
con:yaru tagondilla
me:hinde tagondidare
cond:yaru tagondilla
me: matte nan yakri keltira


conductor: yar hattira chillare ilvo
kelage iliri
ajji: 10Rupaati chillare kodappa
cond:chillare illa ajji
Ajji: magne modalu neen bus inda kelage ili

[[Read Love Messages]]

Sose – Book nodi aduge madatidalu
Atte – Yenamma Chapathi Hit mele “DEVAR GANTE” yake itidiya?
Sose – Book nalli kottidare Hit kalasi 1 GANTE idi anta…..


Teacher: Gunda Ninna Kaili estu berlu ive?
Gunda: “6″ beralu medam..!
Techr:Ninge estu sala helide Chaddi olage Kai Haki Answer Helbeda Antha..!

[[Read Teacher- Student Jokes]]

sardr Bar nalli kulitu altha idda
waiter : yake althidira ?
saedr : 1 hudgina maribeku antha idde,
adre aa hudgi yaru antha nenpige bartha illa adukke:-


obba huduga maleyalli nenitha idda, aaga ondu hudugi chathri hidkondu hogtha iddlu………….
Hudugi: Banni, yaake nenithidira………..
Huduga: parvagilla…..
Hudugi: Ayyo banni nangenu abhyantra illa……..
Huduga: Parvagilla bidi, naanu haage hogthini…….
Moral:
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Yen Morallu illa !
Figure chennagirlilla aste……………;)
[[Best Kannada Whatsapp Status Messages]]

Kappe: Nanna Bavishya Hegide.?
Jothishi: Ondu Sundara Hudugiya Sparsha Vaagalide,
Kappe: Wah. Hawda.? Yelli.? Jothishi: Biology Lab Nalli

Exam Pass adre
Meshtru: Nan Shishya alva,
Amma: Chamundi Krupe,
Appa: Avnu Nan Maga kane.
Friend: ba Maga enne hodiyona.
But Fail adre:
Meshtru: Clasalli Sariyagi kalililla Mundedu,
Amma: Bari Mobile, Film Hucchu,
Appa: Neen Hettha Maga alva,
Friend: ba Maga enne Hodiyona.
That is friendship…

[[Read Friendship Messages]]

What is love MARRIAGE??
Ello… parichayavagi,
Mathininda snehavagi,
Mobile ninda love aagi,
Police stationalli
marriage aagi,
Baadige maneyalli magu aagi,
Silly vishayakke jagala aagi,
Konege
SUVARNA tv yalli,
IDU KATHE ALLA JEEVANADA ondhu episode aaguvudhe,
LOVE MARRIAGE ;-eegu unte?

omme gunda mattu gopi puratana vastu samgrahalayakke hoguttare. alli egypt mummy annu nodi
gunda: daute illa idakke ishtu bandage suttiddaarendare kachitavaagi idu lorry accident case aagirabeku endu ascharya vyaktapadisida.
gunda: neenu helodu correct kano. accident maadida lorry number BC 1760 antalu barediddare enda.


ramesha : railina toilet nalli nanna rolex watch biddu hoyitu.
snehita: railannu nillisalu chainannu eleyabekittu.
ramesha: aneka sala elede. railu nillalilla. aadare chain eledagalella neeru barta ittu! 


patrakartarobbaru rameshanannu prashnisidaru, ''vivaha vichchedanakke bahu mukhya karanavenu?''
adakke ramesha ''maduve'' endu uttarisida.


shaalegala bali 'nidhanavagi chalisi" enba echcharikeya palakaviruttade. ade mahila college bali ee phalaka iruvudilla yake?
kaarana heegide : mahila collegena bali vaahanagalu sahajavagiye nidhaanavagi chalisuttave!


huduga: ishtu sundaravagi iddiyalla en hakkondu snana madtiya?
hudugi: naanu.....baagilu hakkondu snaana madtini 

[[Read Adult Jokes]]

nirdeshaka : neevu 10ne mahadiyinda swimming poolge dhumukabeku.
Hero : aadare nanage eeju baruvudilla ?
nirdeshaka : yochisabedi, adaralli neeru iruvudilla!


ondu dina naarada maharshigalu bulokakke bandu bar nalli kulitu 10 bottle beer kudiyuttiddaru.
waiter : en guru..! hattu bottle beer kudidaru ninage kick hodeyalillave...?
narada maharshigalu : naanu devaru kanappa.. ..
waiter : eega tight adangavane endu allinda ota kittha.....!!!!
maga : appa, nanu gandhiji taraha aagabeku anta iddini...
appa : agappa.. olleyadu...
maga : haagadare, gandhijiyavaru 12 varshakke maduve madikondarante. nanagu maduve madisappa....


kavitegu prabandhakku iruva vyatyaasavannu vivarisi...
uttara : gelatiya bagge matanadidare adu kaviteyaguvudu.
hendatiya bagge matanadidare adu prabandhavaguvudu..!!!!

[[Dundiraj Hanigavanagalu]]

Huchcha: Ni Americana..?
Guy: Illa, Naanu chinese..
Huchcha: Sullu.Nee Americane.
Guy(angrly): Howdhu naa Americane
Huchcha: Mathe nodok olle chinese tara idiya..?


Sir: Eaga yenmadtha Idiya?
Old Student: MBS Sir
Sir: oh my god! Master of Business Administration alva?
Student: all sir “MYSORALI BONDA ANGADI”


PAAPU police station munde nintu recess(huchay) madta edda….?
POLICE:-elella recess(huchay) madbardu hidkodu hogtivi
PAPU:-hidkondu hogi sir sumne weast agta ede…


3 frends uta madtidru
Bill ayitu 75 Rs
3 jana
25,25,25 Rs
Waiter ge kotru
Manager 5 Rs concesion kotta
Waiter 2 Rs etkonda matte
3 janakku 1,1,1 Rs wapas kotta
Hagadre vabborige 24 24 amount adage
So 24+24+24=72+waiter’ 2=74.
Hagadre inna 1 Rs yalloitu.?
Answer madi its challenge? for u idkenu answer heli please


Sardar1: chhe current hoythu..
Sardar2: fan thiruguthide..?
Sardar1: mellage helu fanige gothila…

[[Read Sardarji Jokes]]

Ranga: Ivattu nanna girlfriend birthday, enu kodli antha yochane maadtha iddini.
Gunda: Nodoke hengavle
Ranga: Sakkathagavle kano
Gunda: Hangadre nanna phone number kodu


teacher : ee shaaleyalli yaaru somari allavo kai ettiri…. ?
gundananna bittu ella vidhyarthigalu kai ettidaru.
teacher : yaako gunda kai ettilla ?
gunda : ayyo hogi teacher, yaaru kai ettuttare !!!


jipuna 1:naanu honeymoon ge obbane hogi 1/2 duddu uliside greate
jipuna 2:neenenu maha naanu nanna friend honey moon ge hogtha idda avana jotheyalli kalisi poorthi duddu uliside



Dodda koli: nodu nanna motte doddavu Rs2.50 ge ondu….. Nindu bari 2Rs ge ondu ashte.
sanna koli: irli bidamma, 50 Paise goskara
yaak harkobeku.

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